“What?!” Stone Cold Steve Austin smashes onto the cover of WWE 2k16 “Hell Yeah!”

The lights go dark and all is quiet, then the theme song hits! JR goes crazy “Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S STONE COLD!” 

Steve Austin walks to the ring, signals for a beer can, grabs the mic and gets straight to the point. “No disrespect to the previous and extremely deserving WWE 2K cover Superstars – The Rock and John Cena – but it’s about time the franchise raised some hell with yours truly on the cover. I look forward to injecting a dose of “Texas Rattlesnake” into this year’s game and overall campaign when it hits on October 27, 2015 in North America and October 30, 2015 internationally for PS4, Xbox One, Xbox 360 and PS3”

“And that’s the bottom line cuz Stone Cold says so!” Mic drops and beer drinking commences.