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Ubisoft doing Tetris. Tetris… in 2014

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Tetris is already available on every console ever in the history of the world, space and time. However, that is not enough. Tetris needs more. Ubisoft and The Tetris Company needs more Tertis. We need more Tetris. That Tetris need means everything has fallen into place for Ubisoft and The Tetris Company to sign a Tetris contract bring Tetris to Xbox One and PlayStation 4. Tetris.

Henk B. Rogers, head Tetris man at the The Tetris Company comments “We welcome Ubisoft to the Tetris family. I am 100% sure they will develop one of the best versions of the Tetris game ever.

Unless Ubisoft remake Tetris Battle Gaiden the above sentence is untrue.

Ubisoft co-founder and CEO, and secret Tetris fetishist Yves Guillemot, took time away from playing Tetris to say this: “We’re very excited to start working with this world-renowned brand, and can’t wait to combine Ubisoft’s expertise and all the capacities of next-gen consoles to create an exciting new Tetris experience for fans.