Here in my kart, I feel safest of all.


See these arseholes? That’ll be me and Andi on Saturday. Barring death or injury, we’ll be heading down to our local GAME to take part in their Mario Kart: Grand Wii competition, with a view to documenting the event and either blogging about it or recording something while we’re there to go in the next podcast. Not that there’s anything to stop you making your own way there, of course – but if you dare to beat our lap times, we will find you.

Here’s hoping the Wii wheel isn’t total rubbish, eh?