First Look At Plush Weighted Companion Cube


Do you love Portal? Do you miss your Weighted Companion Cube? Are you sad about the circumstances surrounding his disappearance? Well be sad no longer as Valve have finally reveal what the exactly their Weighted Companion Cubes – yes two kinds – will look like when they go on sale later this year.

One will be made in the style of fuzzy dice for the rear-view mirror of your car, so you can bring your Weighted Companion Cube with you everywhere you go. However, the other one, and best one, will be a more traditional plush toy, although it is hard to tell the size of it from the picture Valve have provided.

Will you buy one? If so please take care of it. Also we remind you that your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. If it does speak we are sure Valve will replace your weighted companion cube, although they will most likely put your old one through a euthanizing process first, which is remarkably painful. His passing shall not be mourned.