Angry Birds-themed playgrounds coming to UK. Please warn your children

After infesting Norway with their innate evilness, and assaulting the head of Heikki Kovalainen, the Angry Birds are confirmed to be marching towards the UK.

All hope is now lost.

BBC report, possibly under coercion, that the Birds will order their human captors to graffiti the swings and slides of playgrounds around the country with their propaganda – likely in an effort to brainwash children to do their bidding.

“Rovio wanted to invite people who play the game to not only sit inside on the sofa, but to go out, move themselves and have fun,” Rovio’s playground equipment partner / evil-henchmen commented to a poor BBC employee likely held hostage.

“You have large screens where you can play the games in the park. There’s a tunnel that you have to run though at a certain speed – if you don’t get there in time you get sprayed with water.”

The above can also be described as torture, and has been labeled as waterboarding in some countries.

The parks will feature “exclusive” downloads and interactive content via malicious wi-fi.

Angry Birds Space is coming out soon. Is there no end to this madness?