Angry Birds Are Evil

Angry Birds Land is an evil thing coming to our world

Finland is a lovely place, but soon it will be less lovely as the Angry Birds are coming.

Their evilness will soon fester at the Finnish theme park, Särkänniemi, located in Tampere, where they will order an Angry Birds Land section is created – or they will attack, via flight.

Särkänniemi Adventure Park was helpless to fight back again the avians, so the “attraction,” as the Birds call it, will launch this summer. Angry Birds Lands will feature evil rides and and vile games themed after the Angry Birds. The park will also sell Angry Birds propaganda.

We wanted to create a unique themed area and associate it with a strong and well-known brand,” says Miikka Seppälä, the poor CEO of the theme park under duress. “The Angry Birds characters were born in Finland but known worldwide by people of all ages. This is a perfect fit for our Adventure Park. Our goal is to motivate the fans, both adults and children, to exercise and enjoy the outdoors.

This is how the world ends. Stay strong Finland!