Preorder Lollipop Chainsaw, get an awesome inflatable chainsaw.

In news that would be filed under ‘chainsaw’, ‘inflatable’, and ‘awesome’, if we used tags. It has been revealed that if you preorder Lollipop Chainsaw you will get an awesome inflatable chainsaw in return.

An awesome inflatable chainsaw is obviously much better than stupid DLC guns by a factor of a billion. Look at it, it is awesome!

Unfortunately for our mostly Euro/UK audience, no stores over here are confirmed to be offering the awesome inflatable chainsaw yet, and the awesome inflatable chainsaw is currently only set for Canadian and US audiences

This is a pity as I want an awesome inflatable chainsaw. Please take my money and give me an awesome inflatable chainsaw!