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Here is a trailer for Snow Horse. You’re welcome

Hello. Here is a video for Snow Horse. It is coming to Xbox One and Steam in Spring 2016. It is a snowboarding game about a horse made in Unity. It probably won’t be as good as Amped or SSX Tricky, but we don’t expect it to be. Everyone on Youtube will probbaly play it and laugh, and PewDiePie will make inaudible noises. I have no idea what else to say, so I have recreated a scene from Pulp Fiction to the theme of Snow Horse. It lies below this video.


Horse Fiction

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about “snowboard horses?”

…?

Whatsamatter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort. What does a Snow Horse looks like?

Horse?

What console is this for!

Horse?

“Horse” ain’t no console I ever heard of! Do they play Halo in “Horse?”

Horse?

Halo-motherfucker-can-you-play-it?

Yes.

Then you understand this game?

Yes.

Now describe what Snow Horse looks like

Horse?

Say “Horse” again! Say “Horse” again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say “Horse”
one more goddamn time!

Well …there’s…a board.

…go on!

…and there’s…there’s…snow.

Does it look like a Horse?!

Horse?

Does-it-look-like-a-HORSE?!

No.

Then why did you try to ride ‘him like a Horse?!