Yes, we know online petitions never work. Firefly, Arrested Development and Journeyman still being dead are proof of their ineffectiveness. However, in a recent interview Dr. Uwe Boll threw down a challenge that he will stop making his terrible, terrible, terrible terrible, terrible movies if an online petition gets enough signatures.
“Are you aware that there is a petition online, signed by 18,000 people, requesting that you stop making movies,” the interviewer asks him. “Yeah, I know that. 18,000 is not enough to convince me,” he replies, and then goes on comment that one million signatures would be the magic number where he would stop.
So one million it is then! It may seem like a high numbers, but we are sure the talentless hack has annoyed much more that that over the course of his career!
5 comments ↓
Connick
April 7th, 2008
Pleas please please stop butchering every license you lay your hands on, maybe you just weren’t meant for film making why not try your hands at pottery or something else instead?
James
April 7th, 2008
You suck major balls
Lloytron
April 7th, 2008
HOly crap, I just signed and before the page had updated there were 5 new comments. After 30 seconds there were 30!
Dave
April 7th, 2008
I don’t know who you are, what you do or why people don’t like you, but who am I to object with the will of so many?
So yeah, stop whatever it is you do, or my kitty with eat your face!
Coquito Von Tito
April 8th, 2008
Signing that shit ASAP!