News published on March 28th 2007

Wii Do’s And Dont’s From Japan Manual

[intro]I assume it’s "Recycle your Wii", the Japanese are very big on recycling.

Comments from our old site:

Thomas on Tuesday 5th December 2006 05:39:
Don't stick a clover in your Wii[/intro] The Wii has just recently released in Japan and just like every other product it has a few warnings in the back pages of the manual. Unlike the boring black and white manuals we seem to get over here the Japan manual is in full color and the illustrations are a little bit weird. We are particularly found of the "[i:470c6ee305]don't stick a clover in your Wii[/i:470c6ee305]" one!

[img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos1.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos2.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos3.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos5.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos6.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos7.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos8.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos9.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos10.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos12.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos13.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [img:470c6ee305]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos14.jpg[/img:470c6ee305] [advertisement]Attending an online university can be a way to get yourself a college degree without having to leave home due to work or life issues. Choosing an online degree might not be that easy with all the online college degrees to choose from, but if you're on this site then chances are that an online video game design degree might be of interest to you.[/advertisement]

Ben on Tuesday 5th December 2006 07:15:
Are Japanese prone to doing silly things with their consoles? I don't remember seeing such advice over here before. [img:55735f4e6f]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos10.jpg[/img:55735f4e6f] Don't let Wii live on streets. [img:55735f4e6f]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos12.jpg[/img:55735f4e6f] Smoking is bad - don't let Wii smoke. [img:55735f4e6f]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos14.jpg[/img:55735f4e6f] That is not its mouth.

Blodskur on Tuesday 5th December 2006 07:39:
[img:69f57eb35f]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos10.jpg[/img:69f57eb35f] "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Allyn on Tuesday 5th December 2006 07:44:
[quote:3ce4c54f5e="Tino"]

[img:3ce4c54f5e]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos3.jpg[/img:3ce4c54f5e] [/quote:3ce4c54f5e] Keep electric feet away from the Wiimote, perhaps?

Ben on Tuesday 5th December 2006 07:47:
[quote:b1b7bef876="Allyn"][quote:b1b7bef876="Tino"]

[img:b1b7bef876]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos3.jpg[/img:b1b7bef876] [/quote:b1b7bef876] Keep electric feet away from the Wiimote, perhaps?[/quote:b1b7bef876] If Pikachu tries to play, squash him!

Alasdair on Tuesday 5th December 2006 16:52:
[quote:c70e705fa2]http://www.darkzero.co.uk/forum/posting.php?mode=topicreview&t=11465 [/quote:c70e705fa2] Don't introduce your Wii to angry Snowmen whilst trying to warm up its backside. Simple console stuff.

Neblar on Tuesday 5th December 2006 17:02:
I'm surprised there isn't "Don't wii on your Wii". [color=black:527cf096b2]Sorry... really really sorry.[/color:527cf096b2]

adamketcheson on Wednesday 28th March 2007 17:58:
you aren't godzilla. don't throw your wii.[/img]

Nogert on Wednesday 28th March 2007 18:06:
Erm, lol wtf

Lloytron on Wednesday 28th March 2007 18:27:
I don't get this one... [img:bd97d337ef]http://darkzero.co.uk/img/screenshot/WiNoNos7.jpg[/img:bd97d337ef] Don't put your Wii out with the rubbish? I bought it, if I want to chuck it, I will! BTW I actually do that 'cable round the neck' thing whilst playing sometimes.

Comment ↓

Wii Do’s And Dont’s From Japan Manual

>Reviews

>Articles

>Podcasts

Comments