News published on February 15th 2008

Far Cry Movie Trailer Released

Warning, a trailer for Uwe Boll’s latest game-to-movie attempt (AKA a fucked up version of Far Cry) has been released. Having watched the trailer I can honestly say I just don’t care anymore. I used to hate the man’s attempts, but now watching anything he has produced just leaves me filled with a feeling of nothing – yes, it’s just that bad!

Even the fact that the film has George Hammond from Stargate in it cant save it – yes, it’s just that bad! Emmanuelle Vaugier is there too, but she can’t even help – yes, it’s just that bad! Nothing can save it – do you get the point yet?

Comments from our old site:

Ben on Friday 15th February 2008 17:43:
This is the kind of film you'd expect to appear on Five come 11.30 when most sensible people are thinking of going to bed. Jean Claude Van Dam would usually feature but it would seem even he passed up this opportunity for a pointless 80s movie. Even Udo Kier aka Yuri from Red Alert 2 is there.

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