News published on August 17th 2006

Dead Or Alive Movie Posters Released

Official posters for the upcoming movie based on the game of the Dead or Alive gaming franchise have been released. We all know the movie will most likely suck but if you are still interested here are the posters.

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bish on Thursday 17th August 2006 06:22:
The things about this film I'm looking forward to the most are the intricit storyline, and deep character development :rotfl:

Nogert on Thursday 17th August 2006 10:01:
This film just fails

rizz on Thursday 17th August 2006 11:30:
If the movie is pretty much focused on the girls of DOA they should at least have the correct physical features.

samuraidino on Friday 18th August 2006 23:52:
Hmmm where to begin....... Christie is an ASSASSIN, not a "master thief", she's got shorter white hair AND she's got bigger boob! Helena is an OPERA SINGER, not a "Fighter", she's got more voluminous hair AND she's got bigger boobs! Kasumi is a RUNAWAY SHINOBI, not a "Ninja Princess", she's got a much more photogenic face AND she's got bigger boobs! Ayane is a NINJA, not an "Assassin", she's Japanese not Caucasian AND she's got bigger boobs! Tina is an "aspiring actress" as well as a pro-WRESTLER, she doesn't use swords *ever* AND she's got much bigger boobs!!!

Smalldude76 on Saturday 19th August 2006 00:10:
[quote:0c483238d3="samuraidino"]Hmmm where to begin....... Christie is an ASSASSIN, not a "master thief", she's got shorter white hair AND she's got bigger boob! Helena is an OPERA SINGER, not a "Fighter", she's got more voluminous hair AND she's got bigger boobs! Kasumi is a RUNAWAY SHINOBI, not a "Ninja Princess", she's got a much more photogenic face AND she's got bigger boobs! Ayane is a NINJA, not an "Assassin", she's Japanese not Caucasian AND she's got bigger boobs! Tina is an "aspiring actress" as well as a pro-WRESTLER, she doesn't use swords *ever* AND she's got much bigger boobs!!![/quote:0c483238d3] Correcting errors and commenting on the need for bigger boobs - probably one of the most unique first posts I've seen :rotfl: Welcome to DarkZero

bish on Saturday 19th August 2006 01:57:
yep, welcome to dark zero, where we love bewbs! :)

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