You can stop Uwe Boll making movies!

Yes, we know online petitions never work. Firefly, Arrested Development and Journeyman still being dead are proof of their ineffectiveness. However, in a recent interview Dr. Uwe Boll threw down a challenge that he will stop making his terrible, terrible, terrible terrible, terrible movies if an online petition gets enough signatures.

“Are you aware that there is a petition online, signed by 18,000 people, requesting that you stop making movies,” the interviewer asks him. “Yeah, I know that. 18,000 is not enough to convince me,” he replies, and then goes on comment that one million signatures would be the magic number where he would stop.

So one million it is then! It may seem like a high numbers, but we are sure the talentless hack has annoyed much more that that over the course of his career!